They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
She was wearing no turn on red. :
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Because he didn't like DC...
A whale-weigh station!
It was a high school.
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
You take the letter F out of way.
because the heart attack got him first.
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Sin/Cos
Because they can't even
Because she was too basic
