How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.