Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.