Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.