Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.