Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.