How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.