What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.