How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

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Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.