What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux