What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!