What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.