What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!