What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.