Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!