Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!