Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.