Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!