Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.