What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds