A bird that lays down !
Two chickens and a goat.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
reasons unknown
Hey forget about it
They're high on quack.
To stomp out forest fires.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
Portu-geese !