What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !