What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)