Pen and Oink!
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
There's no place like cd "
Because they were written by women.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
A bald point !
Because Jesus saves.
oink
