What does a pig use to write his term p...

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.