Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.