Because they lasted a minute in battle
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So they can see the battle.
The Battle of the Bulge.
Wat-heirlooms.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
They had baron.
You're about to meet da-feet!
Pun-fu fighting
Weasley twins are 50% off
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
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I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Because they kept retweeting.
Giant Fish Tanks.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.
They only had 2 trucks
Napoleon Blownaparte
Steer Wars.
The kernal! Bahahahaha
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
ATTACH!
The Battle of Gaine's Mill
So they can watch the battle
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
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ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
ginger
the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Amoxicillin
Beep Beep Beep...
Because they want to see the front line too
North of the Wal-Mart
Ginger ale.
Because they can only count to 3.
An attornity.
A: Germany.
GERMANY!!!!
An RPG
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse