Because they lasted a minute in battle
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So they can see the battle.
The Battle of the Bulge.
Wat-heirlooms.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
They had baron.
You're about to meet da-feet!
Pun-fu fighting
Weasley twins are 50% off
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
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I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Because they kept retweeting.
Giant Fish Tanks.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.
They only had 2 trucks
Napoleon Blownaparte
Steer Wars.
The kernal! Bahahahaha
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
ATTACH!
The Battle of Gaine's Mill
So they can watch the battle
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Because it came from the Suez.
They're always in de Nile.
I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.
Lots of very worried dogs.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
A francophony
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
They have a custardy battle
They end up in a custardy battle.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
An RPG
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
She's a transparent.
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
