How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.