What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire