What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.