How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Hub Jokes More Hub Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.