Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
ilLITerate
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Om-lit
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."
Cellfcentered
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
