How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.