How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.