How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!