Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life?

He wasn't nosey.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.