Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.