What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....