What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!