Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.