Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....