What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.