What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play