How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.