How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.