How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.