Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.