Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.