Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.