Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.