Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.