Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!