Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.