Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
cos' sin tans
Mmm. Canapes."
A shopping bag can carry a child.
Because sheep would be too obvious.
It was worth a shot.
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
Wrap it around a tree
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Urine trouble, mate!"
Cause 7 is a six offender
Because five was a six offender
To stop getting wet !
The Loch Ness Elephant !