Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Sleep on the sofa.
Because Demeter stopped working.
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Im stumped.
A pyrite!
By swimming in the main stream.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
A: Pencil-in.
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
Because he was on duty.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Because five was a six offender
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
Thrown in a lake.
Halfway.