Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.