Why do they allow people in wheelchairs...

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.