Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Because its white and it works.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
because they are very touching
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
Take them out their wheelchair.
He's in a wheelchair
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
His lucky people's foot!
The Pilot, you racist.
Pirates.