Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently