Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.