Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.