Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me