Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
Thanks for the handy cap.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me