Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.