What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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It's the only way they can get love.

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Miscarriage

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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage