What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Apple Sauce

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms