How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Back up a couple of inches.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

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Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!