How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf