What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.