What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Because she's a cover thief.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

How do you measure a snake?

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