What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D