What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.