What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Met Jokes More Met Jokes

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.