What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.