What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.