What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.