What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

V Jokes More V Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.