A coconut!
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
For me, it's about three fifths.
The function of u to the n
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Luke warm
King Kong in clingfilm
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
Penacilin
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Coconuts have hair
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Ant Man
The French Press Secretary!
