How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.