What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.