What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.