What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.