Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

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A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Hire a hitman

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....