How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Hitman Jokes More Hitman Jokes

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman