How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....